A celebration of music's greatest Glorias - from Gloria Gaynor to Gloria Estefan to Gladys Knight
"Harry Shearer," "Marv Green," and other great names for Illinois pickle farmers The safest way to send your 3-year old skydiving Did you all know she wrote Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping"?* Seriously. After making some not necessarily false but ultimately misinformed statements throughout August about the Lindbergh Baby, the Saved by the Bell revival, and the Morton Salt company (the very cheek, we know.), Doug and Alice guess at some celebrity ages, invent a new music-themed board game (Doo-wop-oly?), and catalog the extraordinarily prolific, birthday queen Diane Warren's entire discography. Rabbit Rabbit! It's the first episode of September, and boy, do we have some atoning to do. The Bible: "We all came from the rib of dude created from dirt and clay from thin air" More on the almost definite* affair between Yao Ming and Kristin Chenoweth A pitch for a reality show that people are dying to make Two Dead Men Standing in a Month-Long Edging Two Extreme Embalmers in an Impression of an Impression Two Loose Vowels in a Communion Punch Line Two Animals with Beaks in a Workplace Comedy Two Celebrated Jumping Frogs in a Clean and Clear Morning Burst Two Indefinite Hyphens in a Dave Matthews-esque Extended Jam Two Nips, Ands, & Butts in a Controversial Biology/Art Exhibit This week's episode boasts a JUMBO-SIZED It Went Terribly, so let's share some alternative episode titles: Tyrannical geniuses like Gene Kelly, Pauly Shore, and Bugs Bunny How Marvel stole their ideas of an all-inclusive universe from Wacky Races The difference between a sweet orange and a Jewish one How hiccups can be a gateway contraction to murder Listen to our all singin', all dancin', April Fool's guest takeover on The Center Cut podcast where Michael and Dave watched a 30-minute, context-free chunk of classic musical "Singin' in the Rain" WITHOUT SOUND and had us quiz them on ladies' fashions, ladder seduction 101, and adult dioramas.įull episode came out last Wednesday, and new minisode is out this Wednesday! Crap of the world indeed. Now you have all this extra time to accomplish what you've really needed to. Someone broke into your house and hacked into your Cloud and set all your clocks and digital devices back one month.